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MERRY X-MAS, SUCKA!

posted: December 7th, 2007

Yepperooni, it's Kwanza time again, y'all! Or Hannukuh! Or Christmas! Or Winter Solstice! Or whatever the hell your screwed up little religion practices,... nevertheless, it's DECEMBER dammit! Time to deck yer halls with tacky decorations and do your part to keep the electric company in business by covering your front yard with hokey stupid light strands. Buy all your annoying family members and friends ugly sweaters and other gifts that they will return or exchange for something that doesn't suck. And what better way is there to get into the spirit of the holidays than with a jovial little tune to sing along with. This is my favorite Christmas song of all time. I know YULE love it! Everyone's heard the old classic, "Jingle Bell Rock", ...this is a slightly different version, one that's sure to bring a smile to any Grinch at Christmas time ...Or any other time of the year for that matter.

ENJOY, MY LITTLE BITCHES!

Jingle Bell Rock parody - MP3 - CLICK HERE!